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97% of consulting is monkey-see-monkey-do. Gartner just lost 74% proving it
Gartner lost $30 billion because AI is best at benchmarking, Consumers will spend on AI/Agency/Aesthetics, and the teen job crisis is a jailbreak.
Jun 16 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
36:26
Who are the Category Kings of AI Going To Be? | The Pirate Street Journal
The Deep Dive Report: where the AI capital stampede is really headed, why most of America will own these giants without choosing to, and the proprietary…
Jun 10 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
35:14
"Lowest Consumer Sentiment" Is Good News?
The Pirate Street Journal on the worst consumer sentiment ever recorded, the AI customer about to make every company more average, and why a whole…
Jun 3 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
38:02
Category Queen vs. Category Queen: Is OpenAI About to Get Dethroned?
The Pirate Street Journal on the talent exodus, the $45 billion compute contract, and why the financial press is staring at the wrong throne.
May 27 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
39:26
The Great Re-Rating: Is the SaaSpocalypse Real?
The Pirate Street Journal explains why is Micron up over $700B and Salesforce down roughly $135B in market cap in the past year.
May 22 • Category Pirates 🏴‍☠️
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