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Dear Friend, Subscriber, and Category Pirate,
Here’s what we covered in this episode:
1. Delta’s best flyers spend $50,000 a year. They want the fastest Wi-Fi.
Delta also passed on Starlink, Elon’s satellite internet. Bastian’s case: Delta built free, fast Wi-Fi first, and its premium flyers buy the whole trip, not the logo on the router.
Meanwhile, SpaceX agreed to pay about $8 billion for airwaves to build its own phone network. Starlink is headed for your phone, your house, and every plane that says yes.
The super of one is the super of nine, which means your best customer in one category is a heavy spender in nine others. At United, the top tier was 15,000 to 25,000 people out of 100 million members. That is 0.02%. You get in by spending about $50,000 a year.
And the airline is really a credit card company with planes attached. Delta will earn $3 billion to $4 billion from flying this year. American Express pays Delta $9 billion a year for miles.
Who is already moving:
United. About 40% of its planes have Starlink. They’re offering to match Delta status.
AT&T, Verizon and T-Mobile. Their stocks fell 6% to 10% after the SpaceX airwave deal.
Christopher. Wi-Fi on a plane is table stakes in 2026. Build it into the ticket price.
Eddie. Fast Wi-Fi means no seatback screens to buy, no movies to license, no cheap earbuds to hand out.
The flyers Delta is protecting are the ones who notice the Wi-Fi first. United’s top tier is one tweet away.
2. AI was supposed to replace consultants. It’s hiring 1,000 of them.
Google Cloud and Accenture launched a new unit that will train up to 1,000 engineers to sit inside customers’ offices and build AI apps on site. One client started with invoices. It took 8 to 12 weeks just to map the work and connect the data.
The job title is forward-deployed engineer. There’s a shorter name for it: consultant. Palantir made the model famous.
Languaging turned a 40-year-old job into the hottest title in tech.
This is about data, decisions and damage control. AI handles the data. People still make the decisions, and somebody has to answer when it goes wrong. The consultant is the throat to choke.
AI works best where numbers check the work, like code and math. There are three types of consulting AI will take over first:
Deal checks and bankruptcy. Rooms full of documents, read against a clock.
Pricing. Nobody knows how much a price cut moves sales until they test it.
Cost cutting. Every budget has 10% of stupid in it.
Step one is cost cutting. Step two is new business models. Amazon built servers for the holiday rush, then rented the spare ones out as AWS. DUDE Wipes built an invoicing agent called Diesel Dan to get Walmart’s checks in faster.
The next AWS might be an agent somebody built to send invoices.
3. Home sellers are cutting prices. Buffett is buying the builders.
Mortgage rates are back above 7%, and 21% of home sellers cut their asking price in the four weeks through September 20. Lennar is giving buyers deals worth 12% of the home’s price. It now keeps 15.8 cents of every sales dollar after building costs, the lowest since right after 2008.
Berkshire Hathaway paid $6.8 billion for builder Taylor Morrison in May and just pushed its Lennar stake past 10%.
America is about 7 million homes short. At $300,000 a home, that is a $2.1 trillion hole. Only the biggest checkbook can fill it, and Berkshire is sitting on about $400 billion in cash.
It already owns the whole street:
Shaw and Benjamin Moore. The carpet and the paint.
HomeServices. The real estate agents.
Taylor Morrison. The builder, plus the mortgage and insurance pieces.
Different wins every time, which means the edge goes to whoever reads the market from another angle. During World War II, 8% of American homes had one person living in them. Today it is 29%, and climbing.
Taylor Morrison sells to four groups: renters, first-time buyers, move-up buyers and active adults. Three of those are not a family of four.
Builders priced homes for a household that keeps shrinking. Berkshire is buying for the one that keeps growing.
3 conversations to have about the news with the Pirate Eddie Bot and the Pirate Christopher Bot
The bots run this week’s moves against your category. They come with the founding tier and they jam 24/7, including at 35,000 feet if your airline has decent Wi-Fi.
Find your super of one. Give the bots your top 1% of customers and ask what else those people spend on. Then ask which rival is quietly offering to “match their status.” Delta’s best flyers spend $50,000 a year, and United knows it.
Name the job you already do. Hand them what you sell and make them find the plain old job underneath, then give it a new name. Forward deployed engineer is a consultant with better branding.
Price for the customer you have now. Feed the bots your product and your customer data from five years ago, then ask who is buying today. Berkshire is betting that buyer lives alone.
All three headlines are the same headline. The winners are building for the customer who actually shows up, and the rest are building for the one they remember.
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