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Each week, we pick three headlines worth paying attention to and break down the category underneath. Live every Tuesday at 7 am PST / 10 am EST. See the news through a different lens.
Dear Friend, Subscriber, and Category Pirate,
Here’s what we covered in this episode:
1. What happens when the person who owns your team is not a fan?
$12.5 billion, the most anyone has ever paid for a sports team. Mark Walter bought the Lakers less than a year ago for $10 billion, a record at the time. The team was not for sale. Josh Kushner and Bob Iger called anyway. Walter said yes inside 72 hours.
The NBA caps team debt at $475 million, so nobody buys a team the way a buyout firm buys a company, mostly with borrowed money. That leaves buyers who are rich but not liquid, meaning most of their wealth is not cash they can spend today.
In sports the owner is supposed to be the Superconsumer, the small group of customers who care the most and spend the most. The super of one is the super of nine. One real fan pulls about nine more in behind them.
Watch what changes when the owner is a fund instead:
Ryan Smith. Overspends on his Utah players on purpose, because he is a fan.
Mark Cuban. Yelled at referees, paid the fines, delivered the only title in Mavericks history.
Mat Ishbia. Borrowed against his mortgage company to buy the Suns and bet rates would fall. They did not.
Mark Walter. Federal investigators are asking how billions in loans landed on his insurers’ books.
The price rose $2.5 billion in under a year. The Lakers won nothing in that window, signed nobody, and built nothing. The number moved because the supply is fixed by a vote of the other owners, not by anything that happened on the floor.
2. Twenty percent of Amazon ebooks are written with AI
Researchers scanned 14,419 self-published ebooks on Amazon. One in five was more than a quarter written by AI. Those books are 20% of the pile and 12% of the sales.
Andy Hunter, who runs Bookshop.org, figures 99% of them exist to trick somebody into buying something empty. The Authors Guild’s answer is a sticker saying a human wrote it, on the honor system, which means nobody checks.
Nobody is buying the sticker. People have made art with new tools since the paintbrush.
Pixar raised the bar on story until the executives cried at the table or the script got thrown out. Publishing went the other way. Average book price flat for 30 years, and no attempt to grow the pie.
Market the problem, not the product. Sell the thing your buyer is trying to fix, not the object you ship. Readers buy an outcome: something to do on a five-hour flight, a skill they can use Monday, a book that argues back. Every page somebody skips inside an ebook says which one they came for. No publisher reads any of it.
3. A family said no to $26 million from AI
A company offered Delsia Bare and her mother, Ida Huddleston, about $26.5 million for farmland their family has worked for generations. That is roughly ten times what farmland sells for around Maysville, Kentucky, population 8,700.
They said yes. Then they learned it would become a 2.2 gigawatt data center, enough electricity to run a small city. They said no.
The rest of the town signed about $110 million in agreements. Town leaders signed contracts saying they could not discuss it, so nobody was allowed to know the buyer. Reporting points to Meta.
The gigawatts were never the problem.
Frame, name, claim. You decide what the story is about, you give it a name, and you claim it. Refuse and your opponents name it for you. A town of 8,700 wrote a better story than Meta did: secret buyer, gag order, 400 jobs pitched to a place where one in four people lives below the poverty line.
Meta already owns the better answer and led with money instead.
The region’s development director reads the town as 20% against, 20% for, 60% still deciding. That middle moves on relationship capital, which is trust you build by showing up.
Whatever you are quietly not saying about your own work, somebody else will say it for you, and they pick the words.
3 conversations to have about the news with the Pirate Eddie Bot and the Pirate Christopher Bot
The bots run this week’s moves against your category. They come with the founding tier and they jam at 3am when you are the only one still thinking about this.
Put your best customer in the room. Give the bots your last three product decisions and a description of your most obsessive customer, then make them argue each decision from that person’s side. Ryan Smith overspends on his Utah players on purpose, which is roughly what having a fan in the room costs.
Ask what outcome you actually sell. Hand them your product page and make them separate what you ship from the result your buyer wanted. Publishing never did, which is why it is arguing about stickers.
Ask what you have refused to name. Feed them the thing you are quietly not saying, then have them write the story your opponents will tell in the silence. Meta got that story written for it in Kentucky.
All three headlines are the same headline. The money showed up and the relationship did not.
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Arrrrrrr,
Category Pirates 🏴☠️
Eddie Yoon
Christopher Lochhead
P.S. - Every story this week came down to the same move: find the problem before you go shopping for a solution.
The Category Design Academy is where you do that at the category level. You name the problem only you can name, then design the category around it, so you stop competing on terms somebody else set.
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