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Dear Friend, Subscriber, and Category Pirate,
Here’s what we covered in this episode:
1. State Farm is fighting to keep the customers it should fire.
Progressive just took the personal auto crown State Farm held since World War II. It sells more than half its policies direct. No agent.
State Farm’s answer: fly 19,000 agents to Vegas, throw a Pink concert, then tear up their contracts. Sign a worse deal by 2027 or take a buyout. Gross income could drop 40%.
Did the CEO read the data right? No.
He saw customers leaving and built a playbook for the wrong one.
The switcher. Shops every renewal, picks the lowest number, gone the second someone is cheaper. State Farm has paid to chase that customer for decades. So has everyone else.
The superconsumer. Never shops at renewal. Loves coverage, wants more, compounds lifetime value.
The supers are already in the data, hiding behind non-obvious signals: too much life insurance, a thing for gummy vitamins, three or four refrigerators, a household that was ready when COVID hit. The super of one is the super of nine. The generator buyer is the insurance buyer.
Mistake one: chase switchers instead of finding the supers already in the data.
Mistake two: dismantle the agent network instead of backing the proactive agents over the reactive ones.
Cut the switchers and the company shrinks while profit climbs.
2. P&G is selling the technology when it should be selling the problem.
P&G owns 60% of US detergent. Tide alone is close to 40. They spent a decade building Tide Evo, a dry three-inch tile. Since March it has taken 0.6% of the category.
A consultant on the record cannot name the problem it solves at twice the price of a pod. Why?
Because P&G is selling the tile, not the problem.
Market the product and the customer thinks you want their money. Market the problem and they think you want to help.
The problem is real and unspoken: Evo takes the water out. Easier to carry. Does not burst like a pod. Works in cold water, so you skip the heat and the cost.
The superconsumer is the older, fixed-income customer who cannot wrestle the jug anymore. P&G is hiding from her because they think a niche shrinks the mass market. It does the opposite. Niching down expands word of mouth, which expands the market.
Removing water is a category move a century old:
Nestlé, 1867. Dehydrated milk to reach babies fresh supply could not. It built a food empire.
Keurig. Sold coffee as a concentrate waiting for the water you add.
Starbucks Via. Reinvented instant coffee so completely it refused to call it that.
SodaStream. Ships the syrup and lets you pour the rest.
Every decade, someone strips the water out of a wet product and unlocks a category.
Pull the water and you pull it from manufacturing, packaging, the truck, and the shelf. At scale the tile should hit a 70% gross margin, well above liquid Tide near 50 and pods around 60. The retailer moves the same revenue in less shelf space.
Name what you built and you own no-water detergent, plus every aisle where removing water applies next. P&G has not framed, named, or claimed any of it.
3. America has a supply problem. Singapore had a category problem.
America is short 1 to 5 million homes. The whole debate is supply: smaller lots, granny flats, less red tape. Starter homes used to be a third of everything built. Today they are 10%.
Singapore refused the premise and built a different category. Public housing engineered for longevity and connection. Vertical villages that stack senior apartments, a medical center, and a preschool in one building. Elder care next to four-year-olds on purpose.
The data is the strange part.
Life expectancy is up about 20 years since 1960.
Centenarians doubled in a decade.
Singapore is now the sixth blue zone on Earth, and the first one a government built from scratch.
The residents with the most assets are the elderly, and they use the most healthcare, so they quietly cover the fixed cost of the building everyone else lives in. Co-living solves loneliness at both ends of the barbell, the young who have not started families and the old who outlived their friends.
The Wall Street Journal covered the shortage and missed that the answer already shipped, with 20 extra years of life attached.
3 conversations to have about the news with the Pirate Eddie Bot and Pirate Christopher Bot
We just told you what is happening to three categories.
The bots help you figure out what it means for yours. Reading the news is the easy part. Turning it into something actionable is the hard part, and it is exactly what The Pirate Eddie Bot and Pirate Christopher Bot are built for. They jam with you 24/7, they come with the founding tier, and they never get tired of your follow-up questions.
Take this to them this week:
Find your supers through the non-obvious signals. Tell the bots what you sell and have them spec who quietly buys too much of it, the way the generator buyer keeps three refrigerators. The super of one is the super of nine. State Farm is chasing switchers and ignoring the supers in its own data.
Sell the problem, not the technology. Tell the bots what you built and have them name the problem it solves, then frame it, name it, and claim it. P&G took the water out of detergent and only talked about the tile.
Turn your shortage into a category. Tell the bots a problem everyone in your space calls a supply problem and have them rebuild it as a category problem. Singapore turned a housing shortage into 20 extra years of life.
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What’s coming up on Pirate Street Journal
We’re making a few changes to Pirate Street Journal next month.
Every Tuesday, we drop a Pirate Street Journal episode at 7 a.m. PST / 10 A.M. EST. Three topics, thirty minutes, a couple of bongos.
The first two Deep Dive Reports (DDRs) have already earned their keep:
Volume 1 (May 22, 2026): we said AI hardware was about to re-rate. Micron is up 61% and just posted the best quarter in its history.
Volume 2 (June 10, 2026): we said more than one thing can be true about the SpaceX IPO, strong for the long run and volatile near term. It IPO’d at $135, ran to $202, and sits at $153 as of June 25, 2026.
The reports are built to pay off not just the day they drop, but over the next few quarters, even the next year or two. So we are making two changes.
One, the reports get their own lane. Episodes drop Tuesdays. Mini-books and DDRs come out every other Friday.
Two, who gets what changes. There are now two kinds of reports:
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Recorded Friday, June 26th. Every number above is as of that morning.
Piratey disclaimer: This is NOT financial advice. None of us have a Series 63, Series 7, Series 6, CPAs, CFAs, IUDs, IEDs, and hopefully not IBS (this makes DUDE Wipes sad).
Stay tuned for next week’s episode.
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Category Pirates
Eddie Yoon
Christopher Lochhead
