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How The USA Won The FIFA World Cup

The World Cup is running the greatest viral marketing campaign in American history. Here are four steps for you to grow enterprise value.

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Jul 17, 2026
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Dear Friend, Subscriber, and Category Pirate,

Everyone is debating whether the World Cup adds $17 billion to US GDP.

Before we go deep, here are a few changes to look for:

The first two volumes of the Pirate Street Journal Deep Dive Reports (DDRs) have been very timely, despite the fact this is not financial advice.

  • In volume 1 on May 22, 2026, we said AI hardware was about to re-rate. Micron just posted the best quarter in its history. Micron is poised to make more money in 2026 than its entire 35 year history combined. Since then, the stock went up as high as +67% and is now +13% as of July 16, 2026).

  • In volume 2 on June 10, 2026, we said more than one thing can be true about the SpaceX IPO. That SpaceX would be well positioned for the long run, and that the IPO would be volatile near term. The stock IPO'd at $135, traded above $200, and has since round-tripped all the way back, dipping below its $135 IPO price for the first time this week (as of July 16, 2026).

  • In volume 2 on June 10, 2026, we said power was the one square on the AI board almost nobody owned. In July 2026, regulatory filings revealed Elon quietly acquired APR Energy for roughly $1 billion, a fleet of trailer-mounted gas turbines topping a gigawatt of capacity, deployable in days, and pointed it straight at his AI data centers.

Both were spot on, and their value was in the timeliness of the post. They are meant to be helpful not just that day, but in the near term over the next few months, quarters, or even 1-2 years.

So we’re making two changes.

First, we’re separating our Pirate Street Journal podcast episodes from our DDRs. The reports have gotten long enough to earn their own lane. Going forward, Pirate Street Journal episodes drop on Tuesdays, and the mini-books and DDRs come out every other Friday.

Second, we’re changing who gets what. Going forward, there are two kinds of reports:

  • Deep Dive Reports (DDRs) are the long, twice-a-month Friday reports. Founding Members get the full report. Everyone else gets a preview in their inbox and can read the rest by upgrading.

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Let’s dive in!

TL;DR (for the pirates who won’t read 4,000 words, and we know who you are)

Everyone is debating whether the World Cup adds $17 billion to US GDP.

Wrong number. The real story: America’s national brand (valued by Brand Finance at $37.3 trillion) fell 7% in a year, roughly $2.6 trillion in estimated brand value, with American friendliness ranked 156th out of 193 nations.

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