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Dear Friend, Subscriber, and Category Pirate,
Here’s what we covered in this episode:
1. SpaceX’s $60 billion dollar bargain.
SpaceX bought Cursor, the AI coding startup, for $60 billion in stock.
Four MIT students built it in 2022, the CEO is 25, and a team in the low hundreds already throws off billions in revenue against Claude Code and Codex.
Did Musk overpay? No.
There are two kinds of acquisitions.
Consolidation: One buys a rival in a flat category and strips out the duplicate cost. That is what most people picture.
Acceleration. You buy the king of a category about to explode.
Cursor’s founder said he built a new type of software, a category for building AI software with AI. Microsoft bought DOS. Google bought YouTube. Facebook bought Instagram. Each one looked overpriced for the same reason.
2. Government f’d the grid. Consumers can fix it.
Two weeks ago we said the power layer of the AI stack is nearly empty, with about $156 billion of US data center projects blocked or delayed.
The Government is the source of gridlock when it comes to upgrading the grid.
Consumers to the rescue!
In Germany, more than a million households installed plug-in solar. You hang panels on a balcony, plug into a wall outlet, and run in under an hour. Each one is capped around 800 watts.
Utah went first last year. Several states have legalized it since, and more than 30 are now considering it.
A starter kit runs a few hundred dollars and pays for itself in a few years where power hits 30 to 40 cents a kilowatt-hour.
Rooftop solar stayed a luxury because of permits and cost. Strip those away and a new category shows up: distributed, consumer-owned power at Costco prices.
3. KFC put a bandaid on broken Category Design
KFC is 74 years old, 34,000 restaurants, over 150 countries, and just announced the biggest overhaul in its history.
New sauces, a boba drinks line called KWENCH, interiors built like an Apple store crossed with a Vegas sphere, new logo.
But this is merely a bandaid on broken Category Design.
KFC has more US locations than Chick-fil-A. But Chick-fil-A does about $7.5 million per store or four times higher with one fewer day per week.
Why?
Four things matter to Quick Serve Restaurants (QSRs)
Speed of service
Drive through
Beverages
Culture
Simple menus drive speed of service. KFC is complicating an already bloated menu.
Drive through is 70% of QSR revenue. Chick-Fil-A has masterfully re-designed the drive through with mobile orders, double drive through lanes and early outdoor order takers. KFC drive through news was crickets.
Boba and screens redecorate the magic triangle without refreshing it.
But Chick-fil-A’s culture edge is the ownership model: private, anti-franchise, a $10,000 buy-in, an acceptance rate under 1%.
3 conversations to have about the news with the Pirate Eddie Bot and Pirate Christopher Bot
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Take this to them this week:
Sort your next big bet into consolidation or acceleration. Ask the bots which moves in your space buy a category king and which only buy cost savings. Musk just paid $60 billion to own the top of a stack he didn’t build.
Find the abundance play in your category. Tell the bots what you sell and have them spec a version that gets cheaper and better the more people use it, the way a million balconies beat one. Then ask where the network effect kicks in and how this is relevant to you.
Stress-test your own glow-up. Tell the bots what you are about to change and have them split it into surface redecoration and real category design. KFC is spending its biggest budget ever on boba while Chick-fil-A makes four times per store.
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Recorded Friday, June 12. Every number above is as of that morning.
Piratey disclaimer: This is NOT financial advice. None of us have a Series 63, Series 7, Series 6, CPAs, CFAs, IUDs, IEDs, and hopefully not IBS (this makes DUDE Wipes sad).
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